The Real History of Thanksgiving

By Matt Rooney | The Save Jersey Blog

School-age children can’t be blamed for thinking the Thanksgiving holiday came about when gracious, noble Native Americans saved a gaggle of stupid, fanatically-religious Europeans from starving.

Here’s how the first Thanksgiving really went down:

For the rest (and arguably most important part) of the Thanksgiving story, click here to learn how capitalism save the pilgrims after socialism nearly kill’em all off.