By Matt Rooney | The Save Jersey Blog
School-age children can’t be blamed for thinking the Thanksgiving holiday came about when gracious, noble Native Americans saved a gaggle of stupid, fanatically-religious Europeans from starving.
Here’s how the first Thanksgiving really went down:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lslqtUMwDxA
For the rest (and arguably most important part) of the Thanksgiving story, click here to learn how capitalism save the pilgrims after socialism nearly kill’em all off.