Category: Thanksgiving

How Capitalism Saved the Pilgrims (After Socialism Nearly Wiped Them Out)

By Matt Rooney | The Save Jersey Blog Every Thanksgiving week, Save Jerseyans, I like to repost Rush Limbaugh’s explanation of how capitalism saved the Pilgrim’s Plymouth Colony… after socialism nearly killed each and every last one of them. The mythologized Read More

The Real History of Thanksgiving

By Matt Rooney | The Save Jersey Blog School-age children can’t be blamed for thinking the Thanksgiving holiday came about when gracious, noble Native Americans saved a gaggle of stupid, fanatically-religious Europeans from starving. Here’s how the first Thanksgiving really went down: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lslqtUMwDxA Read More

Barack Almighty

President Barack Obama’s 11-paragraph Thanksgiving 2012 address contained a lot of stuffing, Save Jersey. Unfortunately, our Turkey-in-Chief couldn’t be bothered with a single mention of the Almighty: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STsr9_VvzNA The same glaring omission marked his 9/11/12 proclamation, too. Remember, folks: our Read More

The First Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, folks. Sugarcoating matters won’t help your mood: it’s been a very tough year. The economy stinks, our fellow citizens’ voting perferances stink even more, and your family’s bottom line isn’t expected to improve in 2013. Hurricanes, war, and Read More

How Capitalism Saved the Pilgrims (After Socialism Nearly Killed Them All)

Every Thanksgiving week, Save Jerseyans, I like to repost Rush Limbaugh’s explanation of how capitalism saved the Pilgrim’s Plymouth Colony… after socialism nearly killed each and every last one of them. It’s particularly poignant this year given everything that’s happening on Read More