WASHINGTON, D.C. – Cory Booker is out of the presidential race and back in New Jersey running for reelection to the U.S. Senate. One of his possible Republican challengers – former prosecutor Stuart Meissner – took to Twitter early Friday Read More
By Matt Rooney _ Cory Booker (aka Spartacus, Gropacus or now “Departacus”) had a hell of a time raising cash during his ill-fated presidential campaign. Now that it’s mercifully over, New Jersey’s junior U.S. Senator needs to rebuild his depleted Read More
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump wasted no time in mocking Cory Booker after the junior U.S. Senator from New Jersey announced an end to his presidential campaign on Monday morning. “Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in Read More
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dogged by poor polling and a general lack of excitement for his candidacy, U.S. Senator Cory Booker (D, N.J.) suspended his presidential campaign on Monday morning. He had begun laying the groundwork for his departure in recent Read More
By Matt Rooney _ And so it begins, Save Jerseyans. After consistent basement-level polling and now missing out on a second debate stage, Spartacus (aka Gropacus, aka Cory Booker) is signaling an endgame to a failed presidential bid which never Read More
TRENTON, N.J. – Cory Booker is on course to crash in New Hampshire according to a brand new Monmouth University poll unveiled on Friday. Pete Buttigieg (20%), Joe Biden (19%), Bernie Sanders (18%), and Elizabeth Warren (15%) are all jumbled Read More
DES MOINES, IA – Cory Booker appears likely to start his 2020 with another major disappointment. After failing to qualify for the pre-Christmas debate is Los Angeles, the artist formerly known as Spartacus has reportedly surpassed the DNC’s 225,000 individual donor Read More
URBANDALE, IA – Barred from the Thursday night debate stage owing to his terrible battleground and national polling, U.S. Senator Cory Booker (a/k/a Spartacus) spent debate night at an Iowa phone bank (see below) calling prospective caucus-goers. Spartacus needs to Read More
NEWARK, N.J. – A little over a week after complaining that the DNC debate rules are racist, Cory Booker signaled on Thursday that he’s unlikely to make the December debate stage in Los Angeles on December 19th. “Today is the Read More
