DES MOINES, IA — A brand new Iowa poll by Emerson College was released over the weekend, Save Jerseyans, and it indicates that U.S. Senator Gropacus (f/k/a “Cory Booker”) may have a lot of work to do in the first Read More
Donald Trump may not appear on the 2020 N.J. ballot
By Matt Rooney _ Yes, the hits just keep on coming, Save Jerseyans. Trenton Democrats are playing for keeps, and these Democrats only care about “democracy” when it suits their ends. _ This week, we learned that they’ve revived legislation Read More
Gropacus announces presidential bid, declaring USA lacks ‘sense of common purpose’
By The Staff _ It isn’t “news” that Gropacus (f/k/a Cory Booker) is running for president in 2020, Save Jerseyans, but New Jersey’s junior U.S. Senator made it official on Friday with a tweeted-out video in which the candidate declares Read More
Jimmy Carter wants Cory Booker to run for president
By Matt Rooney _ The coldest day (yet) in 2019 is as good a day as any to discuss the president whose energy policy consisted of urging Americans to wear sweaters, Save Jerseyans. That Democrat (Jimmy Carter), our 39th president, Read More
Democrats Kim, Van Drew listed among America’s most vulnerable House freshman
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Freshman Democrat Congressman Jeff Van Drew (D, NJ-2) and Andy Kim (D, NJ-3) triumphed in 2018, but 2020 looms large for both newly-minted representatives. That’s according to veteran political prognosticator Larry Sabato who released his 2020 House Read More
Gropacus keeps griping about drug prices (after voting to keep’em high)
By Matt Rooney _ We heard a ton about biotech power house Celgene and its drug pricing during last year’s U.S. Senate battle between Bob Menendez and Bob Hugin, Save Jerseyans, but it’s back in the news this week after Read More
Booker declares: I’m an ‘authentic’ heterosexual!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Gropacus (f/k/a “Cory Booker”) is getting ready to launch his presidential campaign. To hold the Media’s attention? New Jersey’s junior U.S. Senator delved into a topic he’s always avoided but which garners plenty of speculation. “I’m heterosexual,” Booker Read More
ELECTION 2020: The Booker ‘free’ money scheme will reward youth unemployment
NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gropacus (f/k/a Cory Booker) is running for president, and he’s running hard on a scheme to give $50,000 in tax dollars to every low-income American child. How would he pay for it? Booker visited New York’s WPIX on Read More
Murphy nabs a national post (and risks repeating a key Christie mistake)
By Matt Rooney _ Where have we seen this movie before, Save Jerseyans? Of course, former Governor Chris Christie didn’t start checking out until later in 2011, about two years into his first term, when (1) it became clear that legislative redistricting Read More