Category: Satire

Rooney’s 10 Rules for Accommodating Liberal Relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner

By Matt Rooney _ The following is a list of rules/tips/guidelines compiled by yours truly to guarantee an authentically Leftist-friendly Thanksgiving feast…. Enjoy: (1) Maintain and Respect the Safe Space around your liberal relative at all times. Feel free to Read More

EXCLUSIVE: Trump intervenes, brokers bipartisan A.C. takeover deal

By The Staff | The Save Jersey Blog Months of high-level politicking and bare-knuckle brawling over the fate of Atlantic City are surprisingly over this morning, Save Jerseyans, at least for the time being, all with the news that none Read More

Righting the Wrongs on Our College Campuses

By Martin Marks | The Save Jersey Blog I can’t tell you how pleased and relieved I am that this millennial generation has risen up on college campuses to address our racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and all sorts of other Read More

EXCLUSIVE: Menendez indicted on 150 counts of “not shutting the f&#% up”

By the Staff | The Save Jersey Blog After weeks of intense speculation, Save Jerseyans, the Department of Justice is finally rolling out an unprecedented 150-count indictment of U.S. Senator Robert “Bob” Menendez (D-New Jersey). Here’s what we know: early in the morning Read More