Tag: Cory Booker

Gropacus: U.S. criminal justice system is “a cancer on the soul of our country”

By The Staff _ Senator Gropacus (a/k/a Cory Booker) defended Bob Menendez’s presumption of innocence while attempting to deprive Brett Kavanaugh of his. Last week? The presumed 2020 presidential candidate visited ‘The Daily Show’ hosted by Trevor Noah and denigrated the Read More

MacArthur praises police, compares mail bomber incident to Scalise’s shooting

TOMS RIVER, N.J. — A suspect was in custody on Friday afternoon in the case of several bombs (or attempts at bombs) which were mailed to prominent Democrat politicians.  Congressman Tom MacArthur (R, N.J.-03) thanked law enforcement and called for calm Read More

Gropacus plays PAC-MAN after skipping Judiciary Dommittee hearing on Trump nominee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During the confirmation hearing of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh? You would’ve thought that the fate of the free world hinged upon control of the federal judiciary. That’s what Democrats were telling us, chief among them Gropacus Read More

Gropacus Goes Off Again: Says Canada “Out-Americaning” America!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Gropacus is at it again, Save Jerseyans. On Thursday, the artist formerly known as “Cory Booker” visited Allen University in South Carolina and declared that he “can’t stand how they’re out-Americaning us in Canada.” Huh? “Every country we Read More