Tag: Cory Booker

Gropacus keeps griping about drug prices (after voting to keep’em high)

By Matt Rooney _ We heard a ton about biotech power house Celgene and its drug pricing during last year’s U.S. Senate battle between Bob Menendez and Bob Hugin, Save Jerseyans, but it’s back in the news this week after Read More

Booker declares: I’m an ‘authentic’ heterosexual!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Gropacus (f/k/a “Cory Booker”) is getting ready to launch his presidential campaign. To hold the Media’s attention? New Jersey’s junior U.S. Senator delved into a topic he’s always avoided but which garners plenty of speculation. “I’m heterosexual,” Booker Read More

ELECTION 2020: Trump unloads on Booker who “ran Newark into the ground”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump didn’t mince words this week when asked about one of his potential 2020 challengers. “He ran Newark into the ground,” Trump said of Gropacus (a/k/a Cory Booker) during a Wednesday interview with The New York Read More

Gropacus: U.S. criminal justice system is “a cancer on the soul of our country”

By The Staff _ Senator Gropacus (a/k/a Cory Booker) defended Bob Menendez’s presumption of innocence while attempting to deprive Brett Kavanaugh of his. Last week? The presumed 2020 presidential candidate visited ‘The Daily Show’ hosted by Trevor Noah and denigrated the Read More