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Booker declares: I’m an ‘authentic’ heterosexual!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Gropacus (f/k/a “Cory Booker”) is getting ready to launch his presidential campaign. To hold the Media’s attention? New Jersey’s junior U.S. Senator delved into a topic he’s always avoided but which garners plenty of speculation. “I’m heterosexual,” Booker Read More