Category: Cory Booker

Gropacus teams with Flake to derail qualified judicial nominees

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the fact that President Donald Trump has made no move to fire Robert Mueller, outgoing U.S. Senator Jeff Flake (R-AZ) is teaming up with Democrats to block qualified Trump judicial nominees until the Senate votes on Read More

Gropacus: U.S. criminal justice system is “a cancer on the soul of our country”

By The Staff _ Senator Gropacus (a/k/a Cory Booker) defended Bob Menendez’s presumption of innocence while attempting to deprive Brett Kavanaugh of his. Last week? The presumed 2020 presidential candidate visited ‘The Daily Show’ hosted by Trevor Noah and denigrated the Read More

Gropacus plays PAC-MAN after skipping Judiciary Dommittee hearing on Trump nominee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During the confirmation hearing of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh? You would’ve thought that the fate of the free world hinged upon control of the federal judiciary. That’s what Democrats were telling us, chief among them Gropacus Read More