Trenton Toilet Paper Update: PETA to the Rescue?

Having run out of toilet paper for its public facilities, Trenton’s dysfunctional city government is now subjecting its employees to the ultimate indignity:

Wiping with propaganda.

The Times of Trenton explains…

In a letter to Mack earlier this week, PETA offered to step in with a six-month supply of toilet paper for city buildings. The catch: it’s printed to say, “Slaughterhouses are so filthy that more than half of all meat is contaminated with fecal bacteria. Wipe cruelty from your diet. Go vegan. PETA.”

“If Trenton’s City Council cannot reach an agreement today, I have a cheeky solution that will help offset your financial troubles and call attention to public health and cruelty to animals at the same time,” PETA executive vice president Tracy Reiman wrote. “This unique bathroom reading material would help city employees consider a vegan diet, and prevent their health from going down the toilet.”

Mack accepted, btw, according to the Times report.

Can you imagine a city firefighter being forced to use vegan toilet paper, Save Jerseyans? I’m horrified for them! I’m also disgusted to see this latest example of gross public sector incompetence in one of the richest states in the wealthiest nation on our planet.

And as for Trenton’s leadership?

Flush’em all.

 

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