The #SOTU in Under 150 Words

Did You Miss It? You’re Better Off. Don’t Worry…

By Matt Rooney | The Save Jersey Blog

saint obamaI can summarize the #sotu speech for those of you who aren’t watching, Save Jerseyans:

If we (1) take away privately-owned guns and (2) tax businesses into the poorhouse to subsidize preschool programs, then the U.S. economy will magically heal itself. Unlike the planet. To heal the planet, we need more taxes.

Bonus: Obama can lower the seas himself… that part is free.

Click here for the text of his speech as prepared for delivery (provided you can stomach it – that’s a lot of B.S. to swallow right before bedtime). 

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