It seems that Assemblywoman Pamela Lampitt and Assemblywoman Mitchelle Drulis may be experiencing difficulty in recalling the comprehensive testimony outlining lewd content. I’m happy to assist.
Here’s an entire page from LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. Copy/pasted verbatim. I’ve spared our audience here of the accompanying graphics.
“After the train has left the station (so to speak) and you’ve had a chance to wash up or douche back there, you can have an a**load of fun with a healthy heaping of lube.
Apply broad pressure to the outside of the entrance.
Circle your b*tthole with your finger, pausing any time a spot feels extra good.
Dip just the tip of your finger inside. Let your anus pull it in when it’s ready instead of forcing it.
Dive deeper with your finger or a b*tt plug Just make sure any objects you put up there have a flared base, otherwise, your hungry heinie can gobble it up and the only way to get it back out is a trip to the hospital. Make sure to wash your hands before touching any of your other body parts, especially the vulva! Or wear latex gloves and toss ’em when you’re done.”
Perhaps an esteemed media specialist or supporting legislator would kindly explain the alleged “missing context” here of instructing minors in self- pleasuring with foreign objects.
In exactly what context are we supposed to take this literary masterpiece that you all have so vehemently defended for its literary value for teens? Seems like plain old English to me. Fairly self-explanatory.
I’ll wait.
Also from the book:
“There’s nothing wrong with watching p*rn; it’s a fun sugary treat!”. Just in moderation, right? LET’S TALK ABOUT IT, shall we?
SPOILER ALERT: No amount of p*rn is legal for minors. Even if you tell children how to avoid a trip to the ER, and to wash their hands when finished.
Assembly Democrats voted for this.
Now own it.
