Sarah Palin was feeling really left out as the Christie buzz continued to grow. So today, in an attempt to remind people that she still exists and that they should care, she released a statement saying that she would not be running for President in 2012.
Republicans everywhere let out a sigh of relief that their current field of candidates would not be growing by one more individual with no chance of toppling the President. Sarah Palin officially made a decision that was best for everyone in her party, and for that, Save Jersey thanks her.
This is a small post from a small man, Mr. McGovern.
You're not HALF the man Sarah Palin is nor will you ever be. You're also a closet liberal and a fraudulent conservative. All RINOs like yourself need to leave the GOP and let real constitutional, God-fearing RINO hunters run the Republican Party!
I'm going to presume that's a parody post. If it isn't, god help us.