Category: Parks and Recreation

The Level 5 “Karen” meltdown over Murphy reopening parks/golf courses is hilarious, terrifying

By Matt Rooney _ New Jersey’s parks and golf courses are finally reopening! They should’ve never been closed in the first place, of course, but progress is progress.  Our state’s ever-expanding “Karen” population disagrees. Strongly. They want to speak to Read More

Someone tell Phil: Scientists say fresh air, sunlight help combat COVID-19

By Matt Rooney _ As it turns out, Save Jerseyans, sunlight IS the best disinfectant. That’s according to researchers at UC-Davis and the University of Oregon, Save Jerseyans; they’ve published a new report on the benefits of airflow and natural Read More

Trenton Democrats kill effort to reopen N.J. parks

TRENTON, N.J. – The Democrat legislature is standing by Phil Murphy (for now) on the issue of keeping New Jersey’s state and county parks closed. On Monday, a Republican-sponsored resolution (AR151) calling on the Governor to rescind his executive order Read More

Middletown, N.J. vows to keep its parks open

MIDDLETOWN, N.J. – While Monmouth County government is falling in line the Governor Murphy’s closure of county parks, the county’s most populous county is keeping its parks open for quarantine-weary residents. On Wednesday, the township of nearly 70,000 issued a press Read More

Monmouth County bows to Murphy’s park closures; Sussex freeholder pens protest letter

FREEHOLD, N.J. – In most cases? New Jersey residents concerned that Phil Murphy has gone a bit (or a lot) too far with his draconian COVID-19 emergency orders can’t look to local Republican officials for leadership. On Tuesday, after the Read More

Sign Jay Webber’s petition to reopen N.J. parks

TRENTON, N.J. – Our friend Assemblyman Jay Webber (R-26) of Morris County has launched a petition to reopen New Jersey’s county and state parks. “Respectfully, Governor, you should trust us more,” wrote Webber in a statement. “We are fully capable Read More