Christie Intimidates New Hampshire After Successfully Bullying Iowa

I’m a little surprised, Save Jerseyans.

Ever since Chris Christie famously accused Tom Moran of having “thin-skin,” liberal detractors have reflexively fired back at the popular New Jersey Governor by calling him a rotten, no good bully. So why have there been virtually zero postmortem references to the role that the GOP’s #1 verbal noogie-dispenser played in Mitt Romney’s squeaker Iowa victory? Where are the legions of linguini-spined socialists accusing him of strong-arm tactics? When will the labor unionista begin chanting “meanie!” at his Romney stump speech stops?

You’ve undoubtedly seen this clip by now shot only days before the Iowa caucus. WARNING: the easily intimated, bed wetters, mouth breathers, boogeyman believers and general purpose cowards may find this footage extremely disturbing…

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk8tcBaXew0

Oh! I have chills, and not the kind Chris Matthews experiences after listening to Dreams from My Father the book tape. Governor Romney did go on to win Iowa by only 8 votes, folks. I’m sure at least 8 people soiled their dockers after hearing the Governor’s warning! Right? You heard that chilling warning! Then why are the defenders of the oppressed at NEA and ACLU headquarters sitting idly by while terrified GOP primary goers vote ‘Romney’ under Soprano-style duress?

I guess it’s okay for Governor Christie to “bully” Republicans but not non-Republicans?

He’s headed to New Hampshire today… looks like Save Jersey needs to step into the breach. I’m considering creating a standardized form for Republican primary voters in order to chronicle the Governor’s thuggish, hurtful, alarming advocacy. Lengthy forms and anonymous “report bullying” boxes are already cropping up at schools around the Garden State after our ludicrous new anti-bullying law went into effect. Base Republicans should have a way to report bullies, too, as they journey to their local VFW hall to select a 2012 nominee.

A sample question from my hypothetical primary bully form:

Who made you vote for Mitt Romney (select all that apply) ?

  • Corporate America
  • The Carlyle Group
  • Bain Capital
  • James Murdoch
  • Richard Nixon’s Ghost
  • Ann Coulter’s Shoulder Blades
  • Karl Rove’s Shadow
  • The Koch Brothers
  • The Bush Sisters
  • Big Oil
  • Big Christie
  • “The Establishment”

I’m actively taking suggestions for additional fields.

My goal is to launch a beta version in time for South Carolina and, having done so, effectively end bullying in the Republican primary process. It’s a dream worth dreaming, Save Jerseyans. Send your suggestions this way. Constructive criticism is welcome provided it’s coming from a good place. No bullying, please.

Matt Rooney
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MATT ROONEY is SaveJersey.com's founder and editor-in-chief, a practicing New Jersey attorney, and the host of 'The Matt Rooney Show' on 1210 WPHT every Sunday evening from 7-10PM EST.

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