By Matt Rooney
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New Jersey’s parks and golf courses are finally reopening! They should’ve never been closed in the first place, of course, but progress is progress.
Our state’s ever-expanding “Karen” population disagrees. Strongly. They want to speak to the manager, Save Jerseyans, IMMEDIATELY. And they let Governor Murphy know it in the thread for his tweet announcing that state parks and golf courses would reopen effective Saturday at dawn.
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Some of the tweets are funny.
Most are terrifying.
We thought it’d be fun to collect a few particularly choice Karen-ish responses and share them with you below…
Enjoy:
(1) No vaccine… no reopen?!
https://twitter.com/ant_thinks/status/1255534469731188738
(2) OMG… I saw a kid playing with a puppy! Call the ATF/FBI/CIA!
https://twitter.com/missjamiekaren/status/1255538692669743105
(3) TDS
Golf. Seriously? Guess that federal assistance came with a price tag. Can't have trumps courses closed much longer huh?
Unfuckingbelievable
— WWEGuru (@LazyProtester) April 29, 2020
(4) More TDS
You should edit the golf courses part saying all open except golf courses with the name trump on it. Those courses should remain closed!
— Lizardman877 (@Lizardman8770) April 29, 2020
(5) Eat the Rich (plus some TDS)
https://twitter.com/bringmethegatos/status/1255532613781069827
(6) “Are you trying to kill us” by… letting people get fresh air and sunlight?
https://twitter.com/emilyhaledon/status/1255533903923810307
(7) h/t Bill Spadea
Bill Spadea's minions got to ya huh?
— John lester (@johnmlester) April 29, 2020
(8) Park employee who’s not done binging Netflix…
https://twitter.com/ArcticSekai/status/1255532630507995136
(9) “We need to stay inside until people aren’t stupid”
https://twitter.com/ThankYouKeyzus/status/1255533552084664320
(10) “Freedom” is selfish
https://twitter.com/gloria_analizxo/status/1255537106090328066
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