Cross-Posted from DanCirucci.com
And now, in no particular order, here is our own personal 23 SKIDOO!
Mike Lindell – The pillow’s still fluffy but you’ve gone flat.
Meghan and Harry – Want privacy? Scram!
Kanye West – Take a break, get therapy!
Mitch McConnell – Be less like a turtle and more like a rabbit. Hop along now!
Beyoncé – Ever heard of overexposure?
Mitt Romney – The simple truth is, you’re boring.
Kamala Harris – It ain’t funny. Stop laughing!
Roger Goodell – So slick, it should be easy for you to simply slip out of sight.
Mark Zuckerberg – Go home and fold your money.
Phil Murphy – If you leave now, you’ll have plenty of time to get your teeth fixed.
Michael Strahan – No, we haven’t forgotten the way you treated Kelly, you cad!
Liz Cheney – Shut up already!
Whoopi Goldberg – You’re living proof that there’s no fool like an old fool.
Taylor Swift – You single handedly made “greed” a four-letter word.
Vladimir Putin – You didn’t really think you’d be Person of the Year, did you?
Sam Bankman-Fried – We hardly got to know ‘ya but we’re already sick of ‘ya!
Kenney and Krasner – You two are weirdly co-dependent. Be gone!
Beto O’Rourke and Stacey Abrams – The people have spoken, and spoken, and spoken . . .
The Idaho murder investigators – Time’s up. Show us what you’ve got or buzz off.
Tom Brady – There’s no more to prove. You can leave now. It’s OK.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen – See Beyoncé.
Bob Jordan (pictured) CEO of Southwest Airlines – After you’ve delivered the last piece of misplaced luggage to its right owner, don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
Biden and Trump – We never thought you’d wind up together but obsolescence works in strange ways.
And just one more, for fun: Pinocchio – You were much, much better in 1940, little guy!
Dan Cirucci, the founder and editor-in chief of the Dan Cirucci Blog (http://dancirucci.blogspot.com/), is one of the most widely honored public relations professionals in his field and a public relations consultant to numerous organizations and individuals