U.S. Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner is a world-class villain, Save Jerseyans, considering everything he’s done to help kill the American economy over the past couple years.
Even spookier than Geithner’s Keynesian schemes? The fact that he looks exactly like the evil twin brother of the main villain from Patrick Swayze’s legendary chick flick, GHOST:
I can barely tell the difference! It’s like seeing a ghost (bad joke, I know). For those of you with an untrained eye, the actor on the left is Tom Goldwyn. He hasn’t helped lose millions of U.S. private sector jobs BUT he did pay a hitman to kill Demi Moore’s fictional husband, Sam (Swayze) after that adorable pot-making scene. That just ain’t right.
The actor on the right is of course Tim Geithner who, unlike Goldwyn, doesn’t feel obligated to pay taxes. Geithner’s spotty tax history makes it all the more amazing that he’s allegedly ever so “somber” following the breakdown of debt talks on Capitol Hill. It must be true because Harry Reid told us so earlier today. Poor guy. Naturally, we wouldn’t be in so much trouble to begin with if double-talking elites like Tim Geithner put their fair share into the kitty. Or at least stopped taxing the rest of us into unprofitablity.
But expecting liberals to follow their own rules isn’t natural at all… it would require supernatural intervention. Where’s Whoopi Goldberg when you need her?
