By Alyssa LaFage | The Save Jersey Blog
With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, Save Jerseyans, people all over the country are desperately trying to find the perfect gift for their significant other. Are you among them? Estately found that, when it comes to love, every state approaches gift-giving-Googling in their own unique way.
From bear skin rugs to silk boxers to boudoir photos, these searches are all over the map. Literally.
I’m proud to say that New Jersey is keeping it classy with searches for roses, chocolates, wine and romantic movies. Our neighbors in Pennsylvania are looking to spice things up with edible underwear, while our friends in Delaware are playing it safe with searches for gift cards. Good work, gents!
See below for the entire list:
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ALABAMA: Lord Byron (poetry)
ALASKA: flower delivery
ARIZONA: cubic zirconia rings, Jacquie Lawson cards
ARKANSAS: romance novels, Zale’s jewelry
CALIFORNIA: gold, cubic zirconia jewelry, couples pajamas, heart-shaped sunglasses, bondage kit
COLORADO: platinum rings, fondue, dance lessons, couples yoga, aphrodisiac foods
CONNECTICUT: Edible Arrangements, smoking jacket
DELAWARE: gift card
FLORIDA: Pandora jewelry, Barry White songs
GEORGIA: satin pajamas, couples outfits
HAWAII: flower, platinum, pearls, pearl jewelry, Tahitian pearls, romantic comedy (movie genre), couples massage, tandem kayak
IDAHO: Adam & Eve (the online store, not the Adam & Eve from the Bible)
ILLINOIS: chocolate fondue
INDIANA: romantic gifts, romantic getaway, couples vacation, mood music,
IOWA: tandem bicycle
KANSAS: Helzberg Diamonds, Valentine’s recipes
KENTUCKY: couples tattoos, 50 Shades of Grey (novel), 50 Shades of Grey (film), songs to ____ to, roses, porn for couples,
LOUISIANA: jewelry, men’s jewelry (tie w/ Oklahoma), pearl earrings, adult sex toys, oysters, silk sheets, cheesecake
MAINE: lobster, lobster recipe, Maidenform, Robert Burns (poetry)
MARYLAND: ProFlowers (company), couples activities, Valentine’s Day dinner, Sade (band), Sears portraits
MASSACH– USETTS: couples cooking class
MICHIGAN: ballroom dancing lessons
MINNESOTA: silk boxers
MISSISSIPPI: pearl necklace, cheap jewelry, cheap lingerie, men’s cologne, mixtape
MISSOURI: Hallmark cards, couples resort, vejazzling
MONTANA: silver, lobster tails
NEBRASKA: Helzberg jewelry
NEVADA: Frederick’s of Hollywood, corset, Boyz II Men, adult onesie, sexy costume
NEW HAMPSHIRE: stuffed animal
NEW JERSEY: long-stem roses, box of chocolate, chocolate gift, romantic movies, gift basket, wine gift basket
NEW MEXICO: hickey, Indiana jewelry, silver jewelry
NEW YORK: 1-800-FLOWERS, earrings, chocolate baskets, Harlequin books, wine delivery, couples spa package, Victoria’s Secret, champagne, silk pajamas, candygram, romantic motel, perfume, romantic restaurants, mink coat
NORTH CAROLINA: sterling silver jewelry
NORTH DAKOTA: gifts for him, couples retreat, flower bouquet
OHIO: Pandora bracelet, romantic getaways
OKLAHOMA: Teleflora, men’s jewelry (tie w/ Louisiana), relationship counseling, marriage counseling, boudoir photography, boudoir photos
OREGON: poetry, romance novel, romance movies
PENNSYLVANIA: edible underwear, Hershey’s Kisses
RHODE ISLAND: Pandora charms, charm bracelet, bracelet, couples dancing lessons, romantic hotel
SOUTH CAROLINA: matching outfits, how to be romantic
SOUTH DAKOTA: gold jewelry, Romeo and Juliet, JCPenney portraits
TENNESSEE: cheap sex toys
TEXAS: Valentines for him, edible panties, discount sex toys, plus-size lingerie
UTAH: cute valentines, men’s rings, cubic zirconia, Sweethearts candy, Conversation Hearts, lingerie, couples games
VERMONT: chocolate, romantic movies
VIRGINIA: romance (TV show genre), Kama Sutra, romantic music, sexy songs
WASHINGTON: bear skin rug, platinum ring, red wine, sparkling wine, aphrodisiacs
WEST VIRGINIA: Valentine’s Day ideas, cheap gifts, eCards, handcuffs, video games
WISCONSIN: teddy bear, fur coat
WYOMING: flowers, sex toys, adult toys, vibrator, bra, mail-order bride
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West Virginia lol