And the BEST Slogan of N.J. Petition Day 2017 is….

….the exceptionally creative (albeit somewhat off-putting) one belonging to off-the-line Republican primary candidate Bruce Mac Donald of Hamilton, New Jersey:

Wow. A whole bunch of things you’re not used to seeing together!

Especially that “CONTRACEPTION GUN EXECUTION” part. Guessing some relationships might FEEL that way? But I digress….

We naturally have no idea what the hell any of it means, Save Jerseyans, but it’s clear that Mr. MacDonald means business. Congrats dude. You won the 2017 primary slogan war.