Well, We Know Whom the Kremlin is Pulling For…

Pravda, the infamous Russian newspaper that served as the Communist Party’s mouthpiece during the soviet era and, at present, remains fiercely defensive of former KGB man Vladimir Putin, came out swinging yesterday against… Mitt Romney?

The Russians aren’t known for their poetic prowess, Save Jerseyans. Proof positive:

Electing Mitt Romney as the next President of the United States of America would be like appointing a serial paedophile as a kindergarten teacher, a rapist as a janitor at a girls’ dormitory or a psychopath with a fixation on knives as a kitchen hand. His comments on Russia are a puerile attempt at making the grand stage and boy, did he blow it…”

Read more if you’d like, but I think it’s obvious enough from that snippet alone whom Tsar Putin would rather see take the oath of office in January 2013…

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxEDomUlXw