Dear Save Jerseyans:
It is with a heavy heart that I announce the purchase of Save Jersey by a group of investors led by George Norcross III.
Henceforth, Save Jersey will be rebranded as “Save Norcross.” Our site will then merge with the soon-to-be purchased Philadelphia Inquirer and, subsequently, New Jersey’s #1 conservative blog will cease publishing independent political content and begin running exclusively wall-to-wall advertisements for Cooper Hospital and Conner Strong Buckelew.
The good news? Plenty of toll-funded “development” dollars will be forthcoming from the DRPA for web development, and I’m also told blogging internships for Save Norcross will be worth approximately 2.5 credit hours at Rowan Law School.
Other major acquisitions are currently in the works, too; for example, MoreMachineMusings.com is expected to be live by June 1st. Exciting times!
Further questions, comments or concerns regarding this merger should be directed to your new blogger-in-chief, Steve Ayscue.
And please don’t worry about me, Save Jerseyans. It was fun while it lasted. If you need me, I’ll be golden-parachuting onto the lawn of my new LBI bay front villa just in time for Memorial Day Weekend.
Sincerely Selling Out,
Oh, and P.S. – Happy April Fools’ Day!