VIDEO: Murphy says he starts every day by “trying to eat the ass out of a bear”

You read that correctly, Save Jerseyans. If there is a right way to read it?

Context: on Wednesday, Governor Murphy spoke to the “NJ Alliance for Action Transportation Conference.” During his almost 30-minute remarks, the Democrat cited a few superficially favorable studies about life in the Garden State and seemed to be discussing how challenging it could be working for his administration as they strive to maintain (what he views as) progress.

“As a friend of mine who used to work with me said, ‘We wake up every day trying to eat the ass out of a bear.’

What an image! And what the hell was he thinking saying it? Temporary insanity? Minor stroke? Is he feeling guilty for extending the bear hunt and wanted to give something back to the Garden State bear population?

Did the bear consent? Or is this an Edna Mahan special?

Murphy added that he didn’t know what his friend meant (yeah, okay, suuuure), but the audience laughed and I can bet you that “bear ass eating” is almost CERTAINLY a required part of the sex curriculum standards championed by Team Murphy. I think we can be sure of that much…

Don’t believe it happened?

I can’t blame you, but the Assembly GOP clipped it below, or you can go directly to the source and watch the full video here

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